Thursday, February 12, 2009
Blue Sky Black Death- Slow Burning Lights
Rating: 12/15 unexpected collaborations
Blood for Blood- Livin' in Exile
Rating 13/15 Brawling drunks
Verbal and The Kickdrums - Idiot Savant
Hey did you like Atmosphere when he wasn't lame(Lucy Ford EP and God Loves Ugly)? Yeah? Then you'll dig on this album. Verbal is like Atmosphere topically, but is more charismatic and has less grating voice. His rhymes, while not mind-bending, are clever and equal parts bragging and blunt honesty. But Verbal alone doesn't carry the album, rather The Kickdrums do their jobs extremely well, giving Verbal some great beats to flow over. I suspect that if the beats weren't as interesting, this album would have a high burn out factor. But everyone brings their A games and we end up with an unusually awesome mixtape that proves that the Kickdrums are one of the better production teams in the game and Verbal is an MC to watch in the future.
Rating: 13/15 alcoholic, burnt out rappers
The Dillinger Escape plan- Irony is a Dead Scene
Rating: 14/15 Please Please Please make a full length album points
Kayne West - 808s & Heartbreak
WAHHH! IT'S SOO HARD BEING RICH AND HAVING LOTS OF WOMEN! WHAAA PITY ME!
Rating: 3/15 Livejournal entries
Explosions in The Sky-All of a Sudden I miss Everyone
Rating: 3/15 Enya has more balls than you
The Band-Music From Big Pink
Rating: 15/15 BUM BAH BAH! BAH!
Cheap Tragedies - Volume 1: Souvenirs and Evidence
Oh fuck yeah! This is one of those few new punk albums that wears its influences proudly on its sleeve, but is fresh sounding at the same time. Guitars whirl like buzz saws as the vocals are just drunken shouts that manage to keep on time. Also there are nice touches through out the album, like a sprinkling of Jerry Lee Lewis pianos on “Jesus Just Left Cleveland.” Crank this at your next party and I guarantee a circle pit will erupt.
12/15 Zodiac references
KiD CuDi-A KiD named CuDi
Rating: 12/15 Maui Wowies
The Misfits - Walk Among Us
You own this album. If you don't, what the fuck is wrong with you? This album is what pop punk should be. When I say pop, I mean catchy and fun. Take note that not one song is about a lame relationship or something equally inane. Rather they are singing about hacking skulls off girls and turning into Martians to rape people. Even those these songs are about the most absurd shit, they are still catchy with the ability to be lodged into your head for days. Very few albums I would call a necessity, but this is one of them.
15/15 Devillocks
Hot Panda-Volcano.....Bloody Volcano
Rating: 4/15 Wasted Album titles
Converge - You Fail Me
While most people cream themselves over Jane Doe, this is the album that really solidified Converge as pioneers of Metalcore. Why? Because it doesn't sound like they are playing in someone's closet. You can hear the anger pulsating out of your speakers in such clarity. Kurt Ballou should be cited as one of the most influential guitarists of this generation since most bands, at least in this genre, try to ape his playing style and this album shows off perfectly why they would want to. While doing nothing super fancy, the rhythm section manage to shine. The vocals are perfect for this type of music, making even pleas for hope to sound pissed off. If you're a fan of heavy music you need this album.
15/15 Steve Albinis
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart-selftitled
Props on making the same indie-rock record every indie band has made since the mid-1980s.
Rating: 8/15 Hot hipster chicks with awful Diamond Dogs haircuts
Queen-The Cosmos Rocks
Strictly for Rolling Stone subscribers.
Rating: 5/15 Desecrated legacies
Arckanum-Antikosmos
Gollum singing about wolves and shit over a thirteen year old learning his first Slayer riff. This album is the result of many swirlies.
Rating: 2/15 Guys trying to be taken seriously while wearing corpse paint.
Miranda Lee Richards-Light of X
Richards sounds like Natalie Merchant with some added country twang. The music is good, but not exceptional. The above average lyrics make this album great.
Rating: 13/15 Pedal steel string section combos
The Bamboos - Side Stepper
A solid modern funk album, by some of the most stylish men in music. While, The Bamboos original songs are strong dance-able funk tunes, their cover of The Kings of Leon's song Kings of Rodeo sticks out. I'd like to see an entire album with a Meg Washington fronted Bamboos.
Rating: 12/15 well-pressed suits
Times New Viking - Rip it Off!
Loud slop rock. Fun, but I couldn't make it through the whole album in one sitting. Sounds like Guided by Voices played out of a broken stereo.
Rating: 11/15 Albums marred by Lo-fi aesthetics
The Dirty Projectors - Rise Above
Congrats! You've made the indie version of Pat Boone's “In A Metal Mood.” You're neither funny nor ironic.
Rating: 1/15 Henry Rollins giving you a well deserved uppercut
Kevin Rudolf - In The City
This album is what I expect hip-hop like music made by a guy named Kevin Rudolf to sound like. In other words, this be bland yet not offensive. There are some good, guitar heavy beats on this album, but even the gnarliest guitar line can't hide Dr. Rudolph's weak rhymes. The man has no charisma and sounds the same on every track. The sole high points of this cd are when guests show up. So that makes for 9 boring, bland tracks and 3 one sort of worth downloading.
Rating: 6/15 loaves of Wonder Bread.
Fucked Up - The Chemistry of Common Life
Fucked Up rule. They are smart, loud, fast and exactly what punk rock should be like. With that said, this cd was a chore to listen to. I know the songs are good (interesting lyrics, neat hooks) but after one or two I found my mind wandering and itching to hit the forward button. An amazing band to see live, a boring one to listen to.
Rating: 11/15 confused reviewers.
Black Ships - Omens
“Omens” is the sound of an active quarry: Loud, explosive, and crushing. The guitars are suitable distorted, while the bass is down tuned to the point of sounding almost out of tune. The vocals roar out, incomprehensible but you know he's shouting about angry things like being late for the bus. The drums anchor down the sound keeping simple rhythms that pound like war drums. The whole affair sounds like it was recorded with the Pro-Tools Wall O' Sludge plugin. Black Ships avoid the one pitfall of many similar bands in this genre, that all songs sound the same. Rather the songs are similar in sound, but different enough to keep the listener engaged.
13/15 Oil spills that are on fire.
The Drones - Havilah
Smug indie rock made by your parents. With their mildly dissonant clanging and Nick Cave wardrobe, The Drones may become critics darlings. Thankfully most people are smart enough to be repulsed by music that sounds like a British man having a stroke over the sound of your mom doing dishes.
Rating: 8/15 Band photos involving black blazers and a mirror
The Heartless Bastards - The Mountain
Earnest southern rock with strong riffs, lyrics, and some excellent lap-steel guitar playing.
Rating 13/15: Southern sunrises
Windsurf - Coastlines
Windsurf answers the question, “What would Tangerine Dream sound like if they were all surfers?” Good for mellowing out.
Rating: 11/15 Hemp Necklaces
Fiction Family - Fiction Family
Pleasant acoustic pop, not exceptional, but significantly better than Jack Johnson.
Rating: 11/15 Banana fuck-cakes
Cut Off Your Hands - You and I
Sub-Arctic Monkeys jangle mixed with off key crooning. Wonderful.
Rating 5/15 Music critics wondering what the hell happened to British rock
Iran - Dissolver
For people who think TV On The Radio are too interesting to be cool.
Rating: 7/15 Indie smirks
Napalm Death - Time Waits For No Slave
Remember kids, grand pa can still kick your ass.
Rating 13/15 Skulls on Fire
Gnarls Barkley - The Odd Couple
Theres a couple of great tracks, but most of this album is filler. What made St. Elsewhere great, was a willingness to experiment. This is by no means a bad album, but they're capable of more.
Rating 11/15 Trumps most Neo-Soul points
Crystal Antlers - Crystal Antlers ep
Somewhere between Post rock and Classic rock resides Crystal Antlers. Few bands can be simultaneously as catchy and original as these guys. Look out for their full length debut which is scheduled for release in April.
Rating 13/15 serious reviews
Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend fit nicely in the, “semi-popular because they're not as shitty as Bloc Party,” category.
Rating: 9/15 Ironic t-shirts
Earth - The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull
Earth continue their transition from sounding like a broken refrigerator fed through a distortion pedal to a slow tempo post-gospel instrumental rock group. This is a really beautiful album to listen to while taking a walk, or lying at home with your head between the speakers. All the tracks range from great to solid, but the three featuring Bill Frisell prove the most effective. Carlson is a great guitarist, but his playing style works best when juxtaposed with another melodic element. At any rate, this is one of the better instrumental rock albums I've heard in quite some time.
Rating: 14/15 Awesome Biblical allusions
Neil Young - Harvest
Possibly the ultimate album for the lovelorn father-resenting non-Alabama residents. Young's lyrics stand the test of time, as does his bash two notes over and over again style of soloing. The backing musicians and vocalists color Young's songs tastefully and the recording quality is top-notch. The albums only fault is the orchestral tracks. The orchestral tracks are unbearably corny, and feature Young's weakest lyrics on the album. That being said Harvest has some amazing moments and is worth pirating, as Young has a penchant for spending his excess cash on revoltingly bad indie films.
Rating: 13/15 Hay bales whose colors are being perfectly accented by a sunset.
Neko Case - The Tigers Have Spoken
As a music critic I am obliged to jump on the alt-country band wagon, so here goes. Case and company blast through some album favorites and well chosen covers. Not her most important work, but possibly her most fun.
Rating: 13/15 Hillbilly Stomps
Elvis Costello - North
Exceptional lounge music from the man who wrote Radio Radio. Recommended for candlelight dinners and back massages.
Rating: 12/15 Cocktail dresses
Kimya Dawson - Alphabutt
A children's album about Dawson's more unsavory bodily functions.
Rating: 4/15 Pitchfork reviews which use elaborate justifications to explain why obviously shitty albums aren't shitty
Mind Flayer - Its Always 1999
A terribly recorded piece of boring crap. Don't get me wrong, I advocate Load Records and I double advocate anything either of the Brian's from Lightning Bolt are involved in, but as often is the case the album fails to live up to the live experience. Save your pennies and go see them live. I attended a concert of their's where almost all of their electronics failed, but they managed to maintain a ridiculous energy level with little more than drums, vocals and distorted tape hiss. They're two of the nicest most approachable guys you'll ever meet, and they deserve your money more than you do.
Rating: 7/15 Bitchin' homemade masks
Flashbulb - Red Extensions of Me
Flashbulb is to Squarepusher what Squarepusher is to most other electronic music. Ben Jordan has the rare gift of being a great beat maker, obviously willing to spend hours hunched over a computer carefully editing each and every drum sound, and a talented guitarist. Jordan's guitar and keyboard arrangements bring a fluency and utilizes a harmonic language often lacking in electronic music.
Rating: 13/15 Tabs of Acid, THE GOOD STUFF
Ben Folds - Stems and Seeds
Apparently its possible to have a greater rate of diminishing returns than R.E.M.
Rating: 3/15 Teenage Abortions
Scissorfight - Jagernaut
Perfect for those who find The Moldy Peaches too raucous. Lacks testosterone.
Rating: 11/15 Pink Lady Slippers
Curlupanddie - The One Above All, the End of All That Is
Rating: 15/15 Amazing songs named after Ted Nugent or comic book characters
Genghis Tron - Board Up the House
Most modern metal turns me off after a couple songs, because of a lack of variation. RARARARA, CHUGCHUGCHUG, you're angry, we get it. Genghis Tron balance out their rage with some down-tempo drums and keyboard interplay, and they incorporate clean vocals, which are sung in key. Use great caution when introducing Genghis Tron to the average metal head or hardcore fan, musical dynamics make them cry.
Rating: 13/15 Lamenting Slayer fans
Isis - In The Absence of Truth
Remember all the aspects of Tool you loved when you were 16? Well imagine those aspects but better without all the mediocre noodling surrounding those aspects, and you pretty much have this album.
Rating: 12/15 Black Hoodies
The Greatful Dead - Workingman's Dead
What do you get, when you trim all the pointless noodling out of a Dead set? Surprisingly, a collection of solid country rock songs. Theres a few stinkers, the opening track, Uncle Johns Band, and the lamentable Casey Jones come to mind, but New Interstate Boogie, Dire Wolf and Black Peter make up for the weaker tracks. Its too bad more of the Dead's studio albums don't sound like this one.
Rating: 12/15 Unidentifiable poncho stains
Murder By Death - Who Will Survive and What Will be Left of Them?
A concept album about Satan attacking a small Southern town. With songs about whiskey, shootings, executions, and mothers smothering their children so Lucifer can't get to them, Murder by Death earns big points for badassitude. Musically the album is diverse usually sticking to country, blues, and folk song structures, but augmented with cello and piano played by two classically trained musicians. Though no specific characters are introduced other than Satan, much of the album is written from the perspective of the townsfolk, allowing one to sit back and feel their emotions and picture themselves in the same situation. I really hope this album can be integrated into a movie someday, as it plays much like a soundtrack already.
Rating: 14/15 Straight shots of Whiskey
Goblin Cock - Come With Me if You Want to Live
Goblin Cock is funny, but not an albums worth of funny.
Rating: 8/15 Confused Pinback fans
Roots Manuva - Slime And Reason
His production just keeps getting cooler. Roots comes back with another collection of great songs featuring his trademark surreal lines. The album contains a good mix of conventional and experimental material. Goes well with a vaporizer.
Rating: 13/15 Tiggers becoming Tigers
Chairlift - Does You Inspire You
A cheesier version of Blondie with a singer that can't carry a tune. Somehow this album is even less interesting than my description.
Rating: 2/15 Neon leggings
Grayceon - The Grand Show
Sounds like Neurosis meets Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum. Great vocal and violin work, the only real flaw is the production. These guys/girl should call Steve Albini.
Rating: 12/15 Angry three part vocal harmonies
Qui - Loves Miracle
David Yow continues his trend of ranting like a lunatic over the playing of innovative musicians.
Rating: 12/15 Hairy little troll men